Aug 06

Bottled Water: Estrogenic Decadence

By: rock.and.roll

Americans throw away $15 Billion/year due to non-compliance with Man law #89.

MSN reports that bottled water is a $15 billion dollar industry. Last year, we each drank 28.3 gallons of bottled water. We drink more bottled water than beer… If your household is still purchasing bottled water, let me remind you that even San Francisco has outlawed the purchase of bottled water with government funds.

Therefore, If you buy bottled water you’re less of a man than San Francisco.

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    Eric said

    November 26 2007 @ 5:14 pm

    Wow…this was heretofore not something I’d ever thought about. Thanks Mancounsel, for teaching me the Man laws. Incidentally, do you have them written down anywhere…? The straight and narrow looks wide enough with my drunk double-vision, but a little extra clarity never hurt anybody

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