Man Counsel

This article just popped up on our radar, and it’s so important that we’re posting about it now. Sophie Currier, a Harvard medical school graduate, is now allowed to have extra time to take her licensing exam because she has to milk her tits.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070926/ap_on_re_us/breast_feeding_dispute

This stupid bitch is getting extra break time for her medical licensing exam because she has to feed her screaming kid tit milk. At the bottom of the article, it says:

“She took the exam in April when she was 8 1/2 months pregnant, but failed by a few points. She had planned to take the test again earlier this week, but put it off after Norfolk Superior Court Judge Patrick Brady ruled against her last week.”

But wait- there’s more. It turns out that Sophie already gets special accomodations for her dyslexia and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder but failed the test already anyway.

“Currier already had received special accommodations under the Americans with Disabilities Act for dyslexia and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, including permission to take the test over two days instead of one.”

 At what point do we tell someone that they aren’t cut out to be a doctor? We at Man Counsel hope that Sophie Currier fails her exam and has to work as a stripper to feed her children. After all, we hear that some men like it when they get a lap dance from a lactating stripper.

A columnist for The Oklahoman named Jenni Carlson called out Oklahoma State University quarterback Bobby Reid last week. In her column, she essentially calls him a wussy momma’s boy.

 When OSU football coach Mike Gundy found out about this, he flew off the handle at a post game press conference and totally put the bitch in her place.  For those who aren’t familiar with NCAA football, it’s sort of an unspoken rule that you attack the coaches as opposed to the players since the players don’t get a salary.

 The best part about this is that she wrote a second column trying to defend herself and ended up sounding like more of an idiot. She basically made a bunch of shit up when she couldn’t get any official information.

But judge it for yourself.

 Here is her original article.

 Click here for a video of Coach Gundy’s response.

 Here is her response to Gundy’s tirade.

 And as a special treat to all of you, here is a picture of Man Counsel’s favorite columnist: http://newsok.com/sports/carlson/

The Associate Press reports that 2/3rd of men wash their hands after using the bathroom.  Man Counsel further noted: these are probably the geniuses who use the thin paper shitter cover in an attempt to not get AIDS. 

Women fared much worse in the study where 88% appeared to pee on their hands (followed by washing).  The study did shed some light as to why 2/3rds of us can’t aim: ”Atlanta’s Turner Field baseball stadium again was the worst [best at not peeing on hands]. Only 57 percent of guys there washed up, compared to 95 percent of women.”  While 82% of men washed while at the museum. It should be well known now that if you don’t shit or pee on your hands, soaping is optional (Man Law, 90).

It appears that the Men (capital M) out there have got it figured out for the most part.  But we should do our part to tell the world: it’s not right to pee on your hands when using public restrooms.

You can’t go wrong with a Western about a rancher (Christian Bale) trying to hustle an outlaw (Russel Crowe) on a train to Yuma prison to pay off his debts. In the end his posse has given up and the rancher’s only companion is morality and justice. The plot focuses on the relationship between the rancher, his son, and the outlaw. On the screen you get a heavy dose of dirt, revolvers, injuries, and guts .

For most of us this is the first Western released that we’ve been able to see in a theater (that doesn’t involve butt sex). The wide screen prairie shots combined with side-to-side pistoleering and train whistles blasting on the THX, make it a movie you can’t afford to miss on the big screen.

Westerns only come around every few years. Go see this movie; you owe it to your inner Jesse James.

The Oregon Duck mascot has been suspended for one day for kicking the shit out of the Houston Cougar. The Cougar ripped of one of the Ducks trademark routines, doing push ups to represent points after a touchdown, inciting the Duck to run over and give the Cougar a smack down while the Houston Cheerleaders looked on and laughed.

Click here to see why ducks are tougher then cougars.

Most of us have at some point in our masturbatory careers, fired off a couple loads of baby batter to Britney Spears. But those days have long since past. The once clean and tight queen of statutory rape fantasies, appeared on stage at the VMA awards looking like a used up whore. For the first time in her stage career, men across the country wished she was wearing more as the pudgy Spears stumbled through her dance routine and badly lip synced in a 2 piece that showed off the disgusting side effects of pregnancy. Men will tolerate stupidity and lack of talent from a female celebrity if they are young, hot, and slutty. 1 of 3 doesn’t get it, its time to throw in the towel Brit.

Click HERE to see Britney make an ass of herself.