Man Counsel

Most of us have at some point in our masturbatory careers, fired off a couple loads of baby batter to Britney Spears. But those days have long since past. The once clean and tight queen of statutory rape fantasies, appeared on stage at the VMA awards looking like a used up whore. For the first time in her stage career, men across the country wished she was wearing more as the pudgy Spears stumbled through her dance routine and badly lip synced in a 2 piece that showed off the disgusting side effects of pregnancy. Men will tolerate stupidity and lack of talent from a female celebrity if they are young, hot, and slutty. 1 of 3 doesn’t get it, its time to throw in the towel Brit.

Click HERE to see Britney make an ass of herself.