Man Counsel

The Associate Press reports that 2/3rd of men wash their hands after using the bathroom.  Man Counsel further noted: these are probably the geniuses who use the thin paper shitter cover in an attempt to not get AIDS. 

Women fared much worse in the study where 88% appeared to pee on their hands (followed by washing).  The study did shed some light as to why 2/3rds of us can’t aim: ”Atlanta’s Turner Field baseball stadium again was the worst [best at not peeing on hands]. Only 57 percent of guys there washed up, compared to 95 percent of women.”  While 82% of men washed while at the museum. It should be well known now that if you don’t shit or pee on your hands, soaping is optional (Man Law, 90).

It appears that the Men (capital M) out there have got it figured out for the most part.  But we should do our part to tell the world: it’s not right to pee on your hands when using public restrooms.